It is
an eternal struggle...
The
forces of the ignorant and small-minded are legion...
Fighting
for them is their dark champion, the Evil Green Ninja...
Though
he may be vanquished for a time, he always return to plague mankind...
But
one will always fight for the laws of the universe...
A single
champion of the cause...
The
Physics Ninja.
One
moonlit night many years ago...
The
Evil Green Ninja has kept his promise...
He
has returned to exact his vengeance...
Only
the knowledge of physics can stop him now.